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Q: What the F is a 'Draimanism'??
A: Look above you jerk ass...
Q: Can I make my own draimanisms?
A: ...No.
Q: Please?
A: Okay
Q: Well, how do you do it?
A: Wouldn't you like to know?!
Q: Yeah -- that's why I asked.
A: Do you like movies about gladiators?
Q: Hey! I'm the Q! I'm the one asking the questions here!
A: Go ahead, puss!
Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A DRAIMANISM!!!
A: Well, I already know how I make them. Do you mean to ask how you make one?
Q: Okay, how would one go about making a draimanism?
A: Easy Aunt Crabby. You need a few things first. First, you need a computer.
Q: Duh
A: And then you need an internet.
Q: I have those.
A: Then all you need to do is listen to any song by Disturbed and try to find weird, creepy, and quizzical lyrics -- this won't take you too long -- then, you put
on your thinking cap. Think really, really, really, really, really, hard. Keep thinking hard. Think, think, think until you think of an everyday event involving Dave. But the thing is, Dave can only speak using song lyrics.
Q: How do I make a really good one?
A: Make Dave look as CRAZY and CREEPY as possible!!!
Q: Can I use any song?
A: All song are fair game - except for "Darkness"
Q: Why can't I use "Darkness"?
A: Because it's just too sad! :' ( -- you won't be able to listen to it without crying and then you won't even be in the mood to be funny. You'll just want to hurt yourself.
Q: Can I use more than one song in one draimanism?
A: Only a FAG would do that! Are you a fag!?
Q: No.
A: Good.
Q: Do you have a Facebook?
A: Yes, there is a Facebooks fan club.
Q: How about Twitter?
A: F*CK TWITTER!!!!!
Q: ...
A: No, we have one. Search for 'Draimanism'.
Q: Are you guys on Myspace??
A: Do I look like a rapist?
Q: Some people still use Myspace.
A: Yeah, black people.
Q: Do you guys play Xbox 360?
A: Yeah, e-mail the webmaster and tell us your gamertag and we will add you.
Q: Where are you going?
A: Nothing.
Q: How do I bookmark this site!?
A: Thanks for coming!
Q: Hey, are you kicking me off!?
A: Sure, if you want.
